Pastafarianism

http://heritage.stsci.edu/2003/30/big.html
http://www.physorg.com/news166097923.html
http://www.venganza.org/
There is a theory called string theory. It should be named "Noodle theory". Today is Pastover, a Pastafarian holiday. There is proof of string theory. There is also proof however, that these strings are actually noodles. There are mountains of scientific evidence for this. The noodles, of course, is how the FSM stays omnipresent.
RAMEN